Video: Nick Offerman Recites Some Profound Shower Thoughts [gifs via]
this why they killed him
JFK will forever be one of the best presidents this nation ever had.
These are photos of children crying for some great reasons, and these are my favorites lol.
whenever I tell people I don’t want kids, they get all indignant like “oh you say that now.” Then I just send them this photoset.
being rude to service staff is #1 indicator that someone is garbage
i logged into twitter for the first time in a year because i was curious how many people spelled doughnuts as dognuts
Shout out to all the religious kids who keep their beliefs to themselves in the middle of science class.
shout out also to the atheists who don’t shit on everyone else’s beliefs “because science”
shout out to everyone who can accept science and religion coexisting
shout out to everyone who can treat people with respect despite their differences
shout out to all you fly motherfuckahs